Do we want to know?

So... 2% Milk.

What is the other 98% if it's not milk?

Kinda makes you wonder...

I think it's true...

Did you ever think...

"I wonder if all of the Speed Limit signs are invisible...

... and only I can see them!"

I did.

new name

When I started randomosity, I thought I was being unique. Different. Unusual. Apparently like 50 billion people use the term "randomosity" in their blogs (may or may not be a slight exaggeration). I've decided the rename the blog, randomly theJRT.

Theoretically, I will begin to post more and share things that are randomly me. You know, the things that made me start this blog in the first place. But this is all theoretical. I'm just not ready to pull the plug on this site. And I'm definitely not ready to Twitter with the rest of the world. Tch!

bruised and broken

The other night at work, I got beat up...

By a display fixture!

Someone thought it would be a good idea to place a display fixture that has a round base up on a very high shelf... and lay it on its side!

I don't want to insult your intelligence, but... round rolls. In case you were wondering.

So, yah... the fixture rolled off the top shelf and smacked my arm on its way down. It left a mark. As you can see.

longing for Spring

So I'm sitting in my bedroom... freezing. And I wonder why. So I check weather.com just to see if there may be a reason for my shivering. And this is what I saw:

It should not feel like -1°F! I want Spring!!

O... and I hate how they add that happy little sun picture and write "Sunny" like that's supposed to help you feel better! Tch!

today is SAD

Happy Unimaginative, Consumerist-Oriented and Entirely Arbitrary, Manipulative and Shallow Interpretation of Romance Day!

money-less money holder

I need a new wallet.

But i hate the idea of spending money for something that is supposed to hold money...